Official Malcom Magee Shirt
- pu mi
- Aug 2, 2023
- 1 min read
Listen up motherfuckers while I tell you a Official Malcom Magee Shirt of this fucking stupid chip. I bought a pair of them. One for me- one for my partner. We both eat one. I felt fine at first- it was spicy- whatever I can deal with spicy. She eats hers- same thing it’s spicy whatever. 10 minutes later when it finally hits my stomach I feel the most unholy pain of my (at this point SURELY) god damned life. My entire stomach was set ablaze in a literal sense. I felt like my insides were being stabbed from within by gremlins made of fire with knives also made from fire. The fire was stabbing me. I wept. I was sitting naked in the bath tub weeping and puking into the drain. The Paqui “One Chip Challenge” caused me emotional damage that several bad and abusive relationships couldn’t. Every time I see the Paqui brand I avert my gaze. How could a chip brand inflict this kind of pain and keep living with itself? They’re fucking sadists. They have to be. So I don’t go to that part of the chip isle anymore- and I turn and leave the store if I see the One Chip Challenge display near the registers of a 7/11 now.
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